Sunday, February 14, 2010

Hubba Hubba Hearts...



Elizabeth Barrett Browning said, "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways." I have done the very same on many occasions when it comes to the Dorkqueen. I have come up with 371 ways. In the interest of time I'll only highlight...

#177: None has ever possessed the intestinal fortitude to enjoy camp, cheese, or cheeky to my expectations. Kara has added kitsch to the list and is my equal, occasionally surpassing my best efforts.

#3: She has a heart of gold. Anyone that knows me will understand why this is perhaps the quintessential accomplishment in my life.

#68: Her brain fascinates me to this day. While I may have a general idea of what direction it will head, she still manages to throw quite a few curveballs.

#209: Laughter is the best side effect of an eternal flame.

#394: Her flair for creativity is inspirational and comforting.

#19: Goosebumps, butterflies and swoons are good for the soul.

#1: She told me I had to love her and, to be honest, she frightens me a bit...

So, to sum up, Kara is the best thing to ever happen. She's brought nothing but sunshine, humor, companionship, understanding, compassion and completion to a somewhat unfocused existence. She is a beacon that lights my smile and warms my heart. And so, humbly, I dedicate this songlist to her.

I love you, Goober!






The Boxtops-She Knows How



G Love-Baby's Got Sauce


Ambrose & His Orchestra-the Love Bug Will Bite You



The Kinks-I Need You



Charlie Feathers-She Sure Can Rock Me



The Proclaimers-Then I Met You



The Waterboys-Sweet Thing



Wayne Hancock-She's My Baby



Frank Sinatra-Fly Me To The Moon



Doris Day-Someone Like You



The Del Prixs-She'll Be Mine



Wreckless Eric-Whole Wide World


Luka Bloom-Over the Moon

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Holy wow!


So, I had a request from someone that used to check out the old Hyena Crayons page. He asked me to put up the sound bite mixes I made because he liked trying to guess the source of the quotes. He made a game of it with his friends. I was astonished that anyone even remembered them, so I am happy to oblige...So without further ado, here are the Clampy Butchershop Tunes for Darren.






the Atomic Mosquitos-Axis of Evil (ft. Clampy)



Duane Eddy-Apache (ft. Clampy)



Davie Allan & the Arrows-Cycle-delic (ft. Clampy)



And, for your perusal, the newest of the tracks:
Dick Dale & His Del Tones-Ho-Dad Machine (ft. Clampy)