Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Let the voting actually be fun for a change!!!



Okay, in honor of this voting season, I present to you a ballot that is far more enjoyable than anything at your local polling place. Below are the candidates, teamed up by title (or at the least nearly by title...) for your consideration. I hope we have a decent voter turnout. After all, it's your ears that will have to pay the price...


Spoon-Stay Don't Go


VS

Blondie-Just Go Away

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The Nips-All the Time in the World


VS

Mick Harvey-Out of Time Man

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the Jesus & Mary Chain-Happy When It Rains


VS

The Pogues-Sunny Side of the Street

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Bonzo Dog Band-Hello Mabel


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Throwing Muses-Say Goodbye

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Bauhaus-God In An Alcove


VS

Robyn Hitchcock-Sleeping With Your Devil Mask

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The Cramps-Wilder Wilder, Faster Faster


VS

Julian Cope-Slow Rider

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The Birthday Party-Mutiny In Heaven


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Reverend Beat Man-Back In Hell

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Billy Childish & Holly Golightly-Upside Mine


VS

The Clash-I'm Not Down

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The Replacements-Unsatisfied


VS

Old Line Skiffle Combo-I'm Satisfied With My Gal

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The Flaming Stars-Ten Feet Tall


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Lemmy, Slim Jim and Danny B-Cut Across Shorty

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Thee Milkshakes-I Dreamt Last Night (That I Lay Dead)


VS

Pylon-Look Alive

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The Hitmen-I Didn't Want To Love You


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the Sensational Alex Harvey Band-I Just Want To Make Love To You

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Buzzcocks-Why Can't I Touch It?


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Fastway-Feel Me, Touch Me (Do Anything You Want)

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Results will be tallied and reported to the best abilities of the tireless and underpaid staff of volunteer vote counterupper guys. Thanks for your time, now go listen to some music...

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